quote:Originally posted by bertronium
From: Head of Customer Representatives
To: All post-sales representatives
If you would all please take a moment to look over the revised customer order information database, you will find that we have installed three new functions so that you may better serve our customers. First, our programmers have worked hard to bring to you the Random Ship Date generator. If the generated output is a date before today, make up something that feels comfortable. Second, you'll see on the right hand side the new Late Excuses generator. Just click and read verbatim. Lastly, we have installed a Kick-to-End-of-Ship-Queue button. Use liberally and chuckle all the while. Thank you for bearing with us through these changes so that we can optomize our customer service.